For all my single peeps who hate V-Day, and all my couples who are not interested in dealing with it, I have news for you. There’s a new holiday here to celebrate, and that’s my muthaf*&%$# birthday. Yes. You are welcome. Celebrate that instead, Hallmark.
Oh and I’m gonna get my workout in at noon today. Gotta get the party started at happy hour ya know? No time for after work gym shenanegins.